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Sach aur kalpana ka milan ho jaye; Jasmine ko mujhse pyar ho jaye

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Aladin )

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya; khao vada pav, bhajjiya; bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Bluffmaster )

Har baap ka ek baap hota hai; aur usse hum dadaji kehte hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Dhamaal )

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko; paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Dhamaal )

Meri unglioon ki raftar; tumhare pairoon ki raftar se zyada tezz hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Dhamaal )

Jhooti umeedo pe jeene se achcha hai; kisi ke sachche pyar mein apni poori life guzaar do

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Do Knot Disturb )

Har baar, har aurat; teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai; aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Housefull )

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai; main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Housefull )

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na; meri bahut phatti hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Housefull 2 )

Life ne apna bahut kheech liye; tum bhi apna photo kheech lo

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Kool Hai Hum )

Tum mera time pass banogi; lifetime ke liye?

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Kool Hai Hum )

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai; kaafi dikhane aati hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Kool Hai Hum )

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Grand Masti )

Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Grand Masti )

Tum sabki nikalti jaan ke saath; meri har chinta, sari stress bhi nikal jaati hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Ek Villain )

Aaj ke baad aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi milega

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Ek Villain )

Zyadatar insaan pehda hota aam hai, jeeta aam hai, marta aam hai; bade parde pe ya duniya mein na sahi; kam se kam usse apne ghar pe, apne apno ke nazaron mein toh hero hona chahiye

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Ek Villain )

Tum sabke dard mein mujhe khushi nahi milti; sukoon milta hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Ek Villain )

Don't fear come near; put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Humshakals )

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye; toh mere bachche ka baap ban jaye

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Humshakals )

Hum pagal nahi hai; hamara dimaag kharab hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Humshakals )

Ram banaye jodi; gadhe ko mil gayi ghodi

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Humshakals )

Is duniya mein sirf do cheezein famous hai; Bruce Lee ka karate aur Ashok Kumar ke parathe

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Humshakals )

Jahan sach na chale wahan jhoot sahi; aur jahan haq na mile wahan loot sahi

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Apna Sapna Money Money )

Casino mein haseeno ke saath hum sabke paseeno ka paisa udake bhaag gaya

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Apna Sapna Money Money )

I love you; do you love me?; haan bolti toh you; varna bahut hai in the queue

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Apna Sapna Money Money )

Life se badi school koi nahi hai; aur is school mein har subject available hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: F.A.L.T.U )

Children are never useless; it's just that they are used less

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: F.A.L.T.U )

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai; ki jaa rahi hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Apna impression macho-de!

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some; aur ab tak main hand-some

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Ek aurat ki tarah; mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai; yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Apne scene ka toh full kerosene ho gaya yaar

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Music mere liye tarakki ki CD (seedi) hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum )

Ladne ke liye dolon ki nahi; jigar ki zaroorat hoti hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya )

Soote hue ko jagana toh aasaan hai; lekin jaagte hue ko jagana toh namumkin hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya )

Ab tak toh paison ke liye maine paseena bahaya tha; aaj tumne mera khoon bhi bhaha diya

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya )

Log toh soo ke sapne dekhte hai, par main toh jaag ke sapne dekhta hoon; aur sapne toh wahi sach hote hai joh jaag ke dekhe jaate hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya )

Shola ya shabnam, naa toh hai hi; koshish karke dekh le; shayad haan ho jaye

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: De Taali )

Phikar mat ki jiye; aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Mastizaade )

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada; jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada; wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Mastizaade )

Love is blind; but in my case the lover is blind

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Housefull 3 )

Zindagi do choice deta hai; joh milta hai woh haath phailakar le lo; ya phir joh maangta hai woh haath uthakar cheen lo

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Banjo )

G-B-M-L-R: Ganpati Bappa Morya Let's Rock!

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Bank Chor )

Udta teer backside ghuste bahut baar dekha be; pehli baar udta backside teer mein ghusega

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Total Dhamaal )

Aisa kabhi socha na tha yeh anjaam hoga ... ek waqt ka badshah aaj ghulam hoga

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Marjaavaan )

Ek Ravan dus sar ... ek Vishnu dus ka asar

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Marjaavaan )

Bina badshah ki izazat jab awam khushiyan manati hai ... bagawat ki pehli nishani wohi hoti hai

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Marjaavaan )

Jumme ki raat hai ... badle ki baat hai ... Allah bachaye tujhe mere vaar se

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Marjaavaan )